八度余温谢谢
乔伊在哪儿?他妈打电话来
他在浴室里，你最好别进去
拜托，我们是室友
我的眼睛!我的眼睛!
我警告过你
谁在大吼大叫
一定是摩妮卡
我能借点东西吗?
萝拉昨晚在这儿过夜
我想为她做早点
她陪你一夜?
没错，我们只剩20分钟
直到伊森…
难道你后悔了?
当然不后悔
相信我，绝对值得
在你交往的过程中
有多少重要的时刻
会让你怀念一辈子?
与萝拉相处的每一秒都是
而我已浪费35秒和你们说话摩妮卡请帮我开门
当然
钱德，老摩妮卡会提醒你
用塑胶刷刷铁弗龙锅
但我不会那么做的
门把，可恶
请个女人算了
大家准备好没?
我只是想感谢你给我这个机会解开浴袍
这样才能演
好，我正解开浴袍
浴袍已解开
各位，我想一次解决
来吧，放水
开始
停
屁股男，你在干什么?
我在洗澡
不，你在挤屁股
我认为他很沮丧
他的太太死了，弟弟失踪了我想他的屁股一定很愤怒
我想他的屁股
会想在午餐前杀青
再来一次
开机
放水
开始
停
你又在干什么?
我要表现出绝望
但如果你想问
天啊，我爱这些手指
谢谢
不，我是指我的手指
你瞧它们多开心
天啊，我来不及了
我得走了
好吧
抱歉，他在等我了
我以为你瑞克谈过
不是瑞克
什么?是伊森?
他要陪你一整天
不是他，是安德鲁
我知道我会后悔问你这个问题
安德鲁是谁?
新欢
你是说瑞克，伊森和我
三人还不能满足你?
我以前不是这种人
我们三人不知迷死多少女人
你想要什么?
你
你已拥有我
不，只是你
什么意思?
甩掉其他人
他们全部?
我们这样不是很快乐吗?
为什么不行?
我们为何不能及时行乐?
为何不能只是
彼此没有任何负担?
今晚之前
我以为这也是你想要的
部分的我想要
但我就像是双面人
一个说”闭嘴，及时行乐”
还有另一个
他每回都挺身而出
仗义直言
他说”这太丑陋了，快脱身”
你听哪一个的话?
我不知道，
两人的话我得都听
他们争执不休
哪一个？
第二个
好吧，改变主意后
再打电话给我吧
抱歉，第一个动口
这样想吧，你把她甩了
这女人性感，
美丽聪明而且遥不可及
再告诉我一次
你为何这么做
电影明星他回来了
等等，你不是在艾尔帕西诺新片中
演屁股的那个?
不是
不是?
怎么了，大个儿?
大个儿?
感觉就像”大个儿”时刻
我被开除了
没错，他们说我太投入了
我到处宣扬
现在大家都想到戏院看我演…
乔伊，没人会认出来的
我妈就认得出来
真是令人感动又呕心
六年来我除了演些烂角色一事无成如今机会来了我竟将它搞砸
等等，或许这不是你的机会
机会是否来临自己最清楚
你感觉这是你的机会吗?
很难分辨，我当时全身赤裸
我不认为这是你唯一的机会
你的机会不会只有一个
我相信大好机会就降临到你身上你必须想着
将来有个小伙子跑到朋友面前说我被录取了…
我要演乔伊的屁股
你真好
真遗憾，乔伊
各位，我要去睡了
晚安?，
摩，你要把鞋子留在这儿?
真的?
就这样乱丢?
无所谓
我明天再拿
或者算了
随便
她真懒散
既然这么困扰，就快去拿吧
不，千万别去，太愚蠢了
我无须证明什么，我要去拿
但如此一来他们都会知道
除非我去拿然后早起放回去
谁来帮我一把!
剧终
谢谢观赏
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by Rick, Ethan and myself?
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s unbelievably sexy, and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable... Tell me why you did this again?
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