八度余温Director: Lose the robe.
Joey: Me?
Director: That would work.
Joey: Right. Okay. Losing the robe. (He takes off the robe.) And the robe is lost. Director: Okay, everybody, we'd like to get this in one take, please. Let's roll it.. wate (Joey starts to the shower with a grim, determined look on his face.)
Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?
Joey: Well, I'm- I'm showering.
Director: No, that was clenching.
Joey: Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know? I mean, his wife's dead, h Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling.. Joey: I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask...
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room.] Chandler: God, I love these fingers...
Aurora: Thank you.
Chandler: No, actually I meant my fingers. Look at 'em, look at how happy they are. Aurora: (moves Chandler's arm and look at his watch.) Oh my God, I'm late. (She starts to
Chandler: Oh no nonononononnononono, don't go.. (He kisses her and pulls her back d Aurora: Okay.
Chandler: Don't go.
Aurora: Okay. Oh no, I have to.
Chandler: (to himself) Too bad, she's leaving.
Aurora: (getting up and dressing) I'm sorry. He'll be waiting for me.
Chandler: Well, I thought- I thought you talked to Rick.
Aurora: It's not Rick.
Chandler: What, Ethan? He got to spend the whole day with you!
Aurora: No, it's-it's Andrew.
Chandler: I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret asking the Aurora: He's... new.
Chandler: Oh, so what you're saying is you're not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and Aurora: No, that's not exactly what I was..
Chandler: Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us.
Aurora: So what do you want?
Chandler: You.
Aurora: You have me!
Chandler: Nono, just you.
Aurora: Whaddyou mean?
Chandler: Lose the other guys.
Aurora: ...Like, ...all of them?
Chandler: C'mon, we're great together, why not?
Aurora: Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and ma Chandler: ...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I me Aurora: So... which one of the two guys will you listen to?
Chandler: I don't know, I-I have to listen to both of them, they don't exactly let each ot Aurora: Which one?
Chandler: ...The second guy.
Aurora: (gets up to leave) Well, call me if you change your mind.
(She kisses him, he holds her, and kisses her passionately.)
Chandler: Sorry, the first guy runs the lips.
(She leaves, Chandler sighs, and falls back on his bed.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to comfort Chandler.? Joey is absent.]
Ross: Look at it this way: you dumped her. Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy (Joey enters.)
All: Hey!
Monica: Hey, waitwait, aren't you the guy that plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie? Joey: Nope.
Ross: No? What happened, big guy?
Chandler: (to Ross) "Big guy?"
Ross: It felt like a 'big guy' moment.
Joey: I got fired.
All: Oh!
Joey: Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody Rachel: Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell.
Joey: My mom will.
Chandler: Something so sweet and...disturbing about that.
Joey: Y'know, I've done nothing but crappy plays for six years. And I finally get my shot, Monica: Maybe this wasn't your shot.
Ross: Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Di Joey: Hard to tell, I was naked.
Phoebe: No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one Joey: Yeah? That's so nice! (They hug.)
(Ross and Chandler look at each other and hug as well.)
Monica: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
All: Night.
Rachel: Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?
Monica: (determined) Uh-huh!
Rachel: Really? Just casually strewn about in that reckless haphazard manner?
Monica: Doesn't matter, I'll get 'em tomorrow. Or not. Whenever. (He goes to her room.) Ross: She is a kook.
Closing Credits
[Scene: Monica's Bedroom, she's lying in bed wide awake.]
Monica: (hums for a while, then gives up, and in her head) If it bothers you that much, ju End
106 屁股秀
你们看，是乔伊的照片
真是令人兴奋
你总是能看见
从未在自己作品中出现的某人，注意力强，无畏无惧，就算死到临头也不自觉
标题上的惊叹号，令我有点害怕
这不只是佛洛依德，而是佛洛依德!
安静，奇迹就要出现
伊娃，你今天的表现不错
我得说
你的问题相当清楚
……^_^；
我感觉自己受到冒犯了
还有其他人感觉,只想剥自己的皮,如果他们还有其他事可做?
罗斯，十点钟
是吗?感觉像是两点
不，十点钟
什么?
一位美女在8，9，10点钟方向
她简直就是仙女下凡
她让我的梦中情人,变得有如矮胖的秃子过去啊，她旁边没人
对，我该用什么开场白?
对不起,啦啦啦啦之类的
拜托，她只是个人，你罩得住
请告诉我，我配得上她吗?
罗斯，帮我壮壮胆
他这副德行
一辈子都别想把到这种美女
谢了，老兄
但这种美女，
身边总是跟着蹩脚货
你也可以成为其中之一
没错，你能办到
你也认为?是的.
没想到我竟有这种念头
我一向谨言慎行
快去
我上了
有事吗?
下个字是…Chandler
我叫Chandler
我知道，你说过
对，我说过
但我没说我想说...
愿意与我约会吗?
谢谢，晚安
钱德
他出来了
想不到你会跳舞
你演戏了
你刮掉胡子了
感觉如何?
想不到你会跳舞
你演戏了
拜托，没那么糟吧
我是主角
这次我在轮唱中出现
至少你们可以看见我的头
对没错，我们有看见你的头
她答应了…
好烂的戏
她叫亚萝拉，来自义大利
她叫我”Chandlerrrrrrr”
我喜欢她这样称呼我
领座员要我把它交给你
Estelle Leonard经纪公司经纪公司拿名片给我
或许他们想和我签约
因为这场戏?
因为这一场戏
嘿,伙计们?
嘿
不，因为这是感情线
而这一条只是普通线
我无法相信
我坐在这儿七秒钟
竟没人问我的约会如何?
你的约会如何，钱德?
真是令人难以置信
我没见过像她那样的人
她的生活真是太令人称羡了她穿过以色列阵地
幸好子弹没打中引擎
我们才能越过边界
真是有惊无险
我整晚都在谈我自己，抱歉你呢?说来听听嘛
有一回晚上我搭地铁
到布鲁克林区
然后活着回来
我们一直谈到两点
那真是个美好的夜晚
可以这么说
突然我们发现自己身在叶门我们,我们是谁?
我和瑞克
瑞克是谁?
我丈夫
噢呜呜呜呜呜呜呜
这么说你们已经离婚
没有
对不起，这么说你是寡妇?希望如此
不，我们还是夫妻
告诉我你丈夫做何感想?
你坐在我身旁脚伸到我大腿足以数我口袋里的零钱?
别担心，我想他会接受的因为他也接受伊森这么做伊森?
有伊森这号人物?
伊森是我的男友
什么?
告诉我你期待
我们之间会有什么关系
既然你已有丈夫和男友
大概是性关系吧
真是遗憾，你们吹了
什么吹了?
周四我还要和她约会
难道你没听懂?
难道你没听懂?
这太离谱了
你怎能和这种女人交往?
开始我也无法接受
但后来我想此事百益而无一害
只有谈天说笑和做爱
不用负任何责任
这是每个男人的梦想
是吗?未必吧
罗斯，这是你的梦想吗?
当然不是
没错，是
你们男生不介意
和已有对象的女人交往?
我办不到
干得好，乔伊
和女人交往时
我必须确定
我交往的对象比她多
一夫一妻值得商榷
就人类学的观点而言…
行…这是你们的损失
逗你的，告诉我们吧
快说，我们想知道
好吧理查李奇提出这样的理论…现在都这样打招呼吗?我喜欢
瞧，我大扫除了
我擦窗户，拖地板
我甚至还用了吸尘器上的所有装置除了圆形有鬃毛那个之外
因为我不知道用途为何
没人知道，我们也不该问
你们感觉怎样?
你移动了垫椅
怎么会呢?
我不知道
我以为摆那儿会更好看
咖啡桌旁就多了一个座位
这倒有意思
这样好了，只是好玩
我们看它在原来位置的感觉如何
只是做个比较
放那儿也不错
就摆那儿一阵子吧
我无法相信你竟敢搬动垫椅
幸好你没摊开杂志
否则她铁定会挖出你的眼睛
各位，我没那么凶吧
你就那么凶
记得我们住在一起时吗?
你就像个…
这太不公平了
拜托，我们小时候
你的”破娃娃”是唯一不破的
我有责任感有组织性
可是我也能很懒散
好吧，懒女人，想像这个情况
电话单来
但你不立刻去交钱
为什么?
因为你是个大懒人
直拖到他们寄催缴通知单来
我可以办到
你让我去买日常用品
我买了洗衣粉,
但是是不容易弄出来那种.
有人会那样做吗?
有人会想…
有人在咖啡桌上留下杯子
桌上没有垫子，天气很热,
那是一杯冷饮
小水珠逐渐逼近桌面…
够了
天啊，没错，我到是谁?
摩妮卡，你是妈妈那样的.
天啊，
好，我会去的
我的经纪人打来的
他安排我在艾尔帕西诺的新片中演出太棒了…
演什么角色?
你们能相信吗?
是艾尔帕西诺
我就是喜欢他
才立志要当演员
我失控，你也失控
这整个法庭都失控了
言归正传，什么角色?
当我认为已出局时
他们却又将我拉回
快老实说，什么角色?
你是…什么?
我是他臀部的替身
我演艾尔帕西诺的臀部
他走进浴室
然后我就是他的屁股
天那
别这样
这是一部艾尔帕西诺主演大制作的电影别误会，这真是太棒了
这是你应得的
这是你多年努力的成果
你终于能登上大银幕
行，笑吧，我不在乎
这是我千载难逢的机会
没错，你准备邀请
我们参加你的首映会吗?
雷
我得向你借些保湿乳液
干什么呢?
你认为呢?
今天可是我的大日子
好吧，进浴室要用什么自己拿
只是别告诉我你在里面干什么
