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突发奇想——老公和老婆的由来
[ 2007-08-05 10:11 ]
Why does a man want to have a WIFE?
Because…
W--- Washing
I--- Ironing
F--- Food
E--- Entertainment
Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND ?
Because…
H---Housing
U---Understanding
S---Sharing
B---Buying
A---and
N---Never
D---Demanding
还我安宁！
[ 2007-08-02 08:00 ]
"May I borrow your record player tonight?" a man asked his neighbor. "Sure. Do you want to listen to some music?"
"No,‖ he answered. ―Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet."
没听懂的―睡眠药‖
[ 2007-07-30 09:09 ]
An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself into the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications.
"Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your troubles will be over."
"Great," the blonde answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."
A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"
"I don't understand how that could be," said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one, it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"
猪的时间
[ 2007-07-25 08:27 ]
