英语幽默笑话精选(16)

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这是我在平时的英语学习中见到的自认为经典的英语笑话,他们的语言地道,精炼准确,很适合中小学,高中,大学生自行学习,可背诵,再叙述,熟读等配合学习,希望对大家有所帮助!更多精彩期待中!

这则笑话讲述的是在这个名叫ace的航空公司(ace airlines)的会议上,一个职能部门的管理者向其他管理人员做报告,报告的内容是公司近期晕机袋的使用量。他沾沾自喜地说:我们的公司的晕机袋的使用量在下降,原因是我们停止了对食品的供应。

―邋遢‖的回答

[ 2007-06-22 08:45 ]

My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of-until you see the floor of his room, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and sports equipment.

Recently I accompanied Jeff to the credit union where he opened up his first bank account. While the credit officer was processing the paper work, I told Jeff he needed a safe, accessible place to store his passbook.

"I know, Mom," he replied. "I'll keep it on my floor."

歌德的宽容

Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in Weimar.

As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them


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