鸢卿漓殇Carlos: "Exactly. I'd prefer an attorney you didn't find so damn appealing."
Gabrielle: "Oh my god. You fired him because you're jealous?"
Carlos: "Well, don't I have the right to? You know she cheated on me."
(Bob gasps loudly.)
Gabrielle: "Oh, Bob, you beat your wife. You are so not allowed to gasp."
Lisa: "Don't you talk that way to him."
Gabrielle: "One more word out of you, Lisa, and I will back hand you myself." Chaplain: "Okay, calm down."
Carlos: "Thousands of fat, bald attorneys out there in the world and she's gotta get the one that looks like an underwear model."
Gabrielle: "I'm not discussing this anymore. You can rot in here for all I care."
(Everyone is quiet.)
Chaplain: "So, uh, Mona, what do you feel are the biggest problems in your marriage?" Gabrielle: "By the way, he was wearing a suit. How do you know he had a good body?" Carlos: "Do you know?"
Gabrielle: "No!"
Lamar: "I bet he's hot!"
(Everyone stares at Lamar.)
Mona: "Do I need to say what our biggest problem is, or can everybody figure it out for themselves?"
[Susan's House]
绝望的主妇第二季剧本-04,学习英语的绝佳教材哦。
(Susan and Julie are reading in the living room when Mike walks in.)
Mike: "Why are you reading that contract?"
Susan: "I told you. Lonnie wants me to sign with his new agency."
Mike: "But you didn't say you were seriously thinking about going with him?"
Susan: "I know. I know. It's just, Lonnie's family. You know he's always been there for me. He paid my rent when I was waiting for my first royalty check. He called me everyday when Karl left. I mean, I just owe him so much."
Mike: "Susan, he committed a felony."
Susan: "Okay, who in this room has not committed a felony, raise your hand. Ah, ah, ah. Not so fast."
Mike: "Your agent represents you. You gotta be able to trust him. How is that gonna be possible now?"
Susan: "Well, it's possible because I have faith in people. I mean, Lonnie knows he messed up and he's sorry. He's making restitution. What, you don't believe people deserve second chances?"
Mike: "Not when they messed up this much. No."
Susan: "Really? So that's it with you. You just get one shot and you screw up and you're out. I didn't know you were such a cynic."
Mike: "I'm sorry, all right? I guess it's just the way I'm wired. I've got a job over in Greenwood, so, I'll call you later tonight."
(Mike kisses Susan and leaves.)
Julie: "You okay?"
Susan: "Julie, I did something bad. Something really, really bad. Aren't you gonna ask me what it was?"
Julie: "Do I ever have to?"
Susan: "Last week, when Mike and I went to the park searching for Zach, I sort of found him."
Julie: "No!"
Susan: "Yes, and I gave him money and I sent him away and I didn't tell Mike." Julie: "Holy crap! What are you gonna do?"
Susan: "I don't know. What would you do if this happened to you?"
绝望的主妇第二季剧本-04,学习英语的绝佳教材哦。
Julie: "See, this would never happen to me. This kinda thing only happens to you." Susan: "Will you stop judging and help me?"
Julie: "Well, obviously you're gonna have to tell him."
Susan: "Well, I can't do that. You heard what he said about his wiring. I betrayed him. He'll never forgive me."
Julie: "Okay. Don't tell him."
Susan: "Well, how can I not? I feel so guilty, I can barely look him in the eye when he talks about Zach."
Julie: "So, where do you think Zach went?"
Susan: "Utah. Oh lord. Why did I do this?"
Julie: "I have a feeling you did it for me."
(Susan nods.)
[Wisteria Lane - Daytime]
(A postman places a package in an white box marked US Mail on Paul Young's porch. The piled-up mail from before is no longer there.)
[Advertising Agency - Nighttime]
(Lynette is gathering her things. Nina walks in.)
Nina: "Hey, girl."
Lynette: "Hi."
Nina: "I hope you are in the mood for margaritas cause it is Salsa Night at O'Donnell's." Lynette: "Oh, fun, but I can't go tonight because I promised the twins that I would help them finish their science project."
Nina: "Lynette. If the late hours are going to be an issue for you, we should probably talk about finding you a less demanding account."
Lynette: "You're gonna take me off Kamarov because I won't go drinking with you?" Nina: "No. Oh, god, no. Honey, I get it. You have a family. Home has to come first for you."
